| ctcrmcou on Dec 21, 2005 at 8:17:09 AM (# 3) Well at least every sports media outlet will now have something to talk about all the way up to the first NY game at Fenway.....
BOOOOOOs galore.
Monte on Dec 21, 2005 at 9:12:58 AM (# 4)Well, I'm a Texas Rangers fan...Texas opens the season against Boston...
BachusII on Dec 21, 2005 at 9:52:54 AM (# 5)> #1 No, That's the sound of a deadline.
Jockrock on Dec 21, 2005 at 10:08:58 AM (# 6)BOD - He's a man who hits a ball with a lump of wood - apparently!
BachusII on Dec 21, 2005 at 10:52:24 AM (# 7)Sorta like cricket, though the rules are slightly less incomprehensible. =)
ctcrmcou on Dec 21, 2005 at 10:53:20 AM (# 8)And now I can write the sequel:
RA gets back in line at Johnny Damon's latest book signing: "My life as a Yankee".
"NEXT", he yells out. RA steps to the front.
Doing a double take, Johnny remembers RA from a previous autograph session.....
"Oh, it's you again. You know, I've been thinking, I think I would like to have dinner with you...."
"Oh really?" RA says bashfully and flirtfully.
Johnny's eyes lite up. "Yes, a new team, and perhaps, a new wife....."
As RA looks at her foot twisting slowly on the floor, she then looks up to respond:
"EAT SH__ AND DIE YOU TRAITIOR!!!!!!! BASTARD!!!!!!"
And she jumps on Johnny, ripping the covers off his book and shoving them in his mouth.
"EAT THIS, YOU PIG!!!!!"
In the background, two security guards rush forward.....
to be continued....
Disclaimer: RA, this is all in good fun, and in fact without the absolute admiration of your skills are artistic abilities, I would not even bother using your "likeness" in such ficticious (we think) accounts, so apologies in advance.
bod1467 on Dec 21, 2005 at 1:05:18 PM (# 9)Now I remember.
I think you've probably hit quite close to the truth, ctc. :-)
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Johnny goes to the Bronx.....